I just read that the infamous Pamela Anderson recently said of Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin:  “I can’t stand her.  She can suck it!”

I don’t blame you for your bitterness, Pam.  At one time you were described as “America’s National Fantasy”.  But now the next Vice President of the United States happens to be quite a bit hotter than you.

It’s ok, Pam.  We all understand your insecurity.